Welcome, traveler! Within these hallowed halls of dice, daring, and delightful company, all are invited to shop, learn, and play in peace. To keep our tavern a haven for heroes of every kind, we ask that you heed the Brass Dragon’s House Rules. If questions arise, simply flag down a member of our noble staff.
1. Show Kindness to All Who Enter
Adventurers come in many forms—dwarves and elves, newbies and veterans, nobles and commoners, folks from near, far, and realms unknown. No matter one’s age, appearance, identity, beliefs, coin purse, or experience, all find equal welcome in this humble tavern.
2. Play Fair, Lest the Paladin Overseer Take Notice
Our proprietor is a Paladin at heart—glorious, gleaming, and very serious about honor. Thus, deceit, cheating, stealing, or rule-bending sorcery shall not be tolerated. Follow the rules of all games, quests, and tournaments as written upon their sacred scrolls.
3. Mind Thy Mess (Cleanliness is a Trait and a Skill)
While we’d love to snap our fingers and tidy the place with magic, alas—we must all clean like common folk. Keep food and drink covered, toss your trash properly, and tend to your personal hygiene as if you were about to meet the king. Supplies await in the restrooms for heroes in need.
4. Keep Peace with Your Party
Not every wanderer seeks a duel. Keep competition friendly, banter lighthearted, and conversation free of anything that might send nearby travelers fleeing into the night. Respect the comfort of the fellowship around you.
5. Trade Only with the Tavernkeeper
We know many of you carry packs full of wondrous items and long-lost relics. But! All buying, selling, and haggling must go through the Brass Dragon’s staff. Personal sales and unsolicited bartering are forbidden within these walls—save it for the marketplace outside the gates.
6. Keep a Clear Mind for Questing – Sobriety is magical!
A foggy head can turn even a simple chair into a mimic. Therefore, no ale, no potions of questionable origin, and no mind-altering herbs are allowed on the premises. Intoxicated patrons may be asked to depart and sleep it off in a safer realm.
7. Do Not Breathe Fire Indoors
The villagers scare easily, and smoke in the tavern is frowned upon. All smoking, vaping, and other dragon-breath activities must remain in your carriage, or in the carriage area out front (the parking lot). Please, we ask for no vapors of any kind near the entrance.
8. Mind the Halflings and Younglings
The Brass Dragon is a family-friendly hall. Keep your language fit for a royal feast and show patience toward small adventurers who wander through. Heroes under 14 winters must quest with a responsible adult at all times.
9. Embrace Your Oddness
We’re all a bit peculiar here—that’s half the magic. Whether you settle in for an epic campaign or wander home with a new treasure for your shelf, may your time at the Brass Dragon be merry, memorable, and full of adventure.
